I Hate The Phrase “Plant-Based Foods”

I hate it

All foods are plant-based

Even plastic

And things that

Aren’t food are

Plant-based

If the food you are eating

Isn’t plant-based

I worry for your safety

Among other things

Goddamn grown-ass children

Eating their first vegetables

And dedicating a blog

To how that shit

Made them feel


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