Why Are You Talking About BDSM?

UGHH I forgot

That I wrote this

Because the guy

Who said it

Just got married

To some poor sexless lady

Anyway

Continue ———

One time I had lunch

With a new group of people

That didn’t know I was

Becky —

Lucky them!

I started making

Small talk about

Big stuff and I

Couldn’t stop because

I was getting into some

Pretty good gritty stuff

And this guy

Has the gall

To say

“Why are you talking about BDSM?”

Excuse me?!

Because I am.

It’s interesting

And not inappropriate

For conversations amongst

Adults.

My recently ex girlfriend at the time

Who sucks

Said

“YES! Thank you! I don’t

Know why she is so crazy”

And I knew then

That I needed to talk about BDSM

Much, much more often

Only then can I eat lunch

In peace

Without these nazis bothering me


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