If Bernie Sanders Was A Woman She Would Be An Unbearable Hysterical Bitch
She would just be awful.
Nobody would’ve let her into office—
Let alone become senator !
She would be that aunt
That gives people overly-generous regifts
Who has too many cats but
Actually takes care of all of them.
If she actually made it into politics—
When she back-tracks
Or has a blistering rebuttal
She wouldn’t be seen as strong
Or commanding, she wouldn’t be able
To insist that they weren’t listening.
Her demands would be muted, and it
Wouldn’t matter that she
Insists upon herself over and over and over again
No one would see that as strength
They would roll their eyes
And call her an unbearable hysterical bitch.
I’m not mad —
I just know it