Everything About Christianity Is Narcissistic
All of it
Much more than the podcast I mean—
Eve ate your apples so now
Everyone has to wear clothes?!?
Get over yourself!!!
Talk about a tantrum
Adam is far from the only offender, I mean
Jesus made some whore wash his feet
And then thanked himself
For allowing the whore to wash him
What a fucking champion of decency
Our lord and savior? Princess, please.
Boy I tell you what I would
Never ever call someone a whore
For bathing me, unless I guess she was
Washing my dick in the sink or something—
And she asked me too, hey—
Some people are into that sort of thing, anyway
I think Christians are obsessed with themselves
And their ideas of forgiveness, like
Who has room enough for grudges ?!
Stop forgiving me for crimes I haven’t committed
They’re all like
“Gays are sinners but
We are all sinners and
We are all forgiven” like
MYOB bitch I don’t forgive you—
I downright forgot. And that’s okay with me!
Until now when you’re essentially
Demanding an apology
For your behavior
Forgive me, is that not
What forgiveness really is?
I don’t enjoy conceding
To other people’s will, I would rather
Live honestly, truthfully, and
Not model my life after
The most successful con-man who ever lived—
Aka Jesus Christ superstar
The glory of god almighty but
Miniature prophet version I guess he is
The son of god but like—
He isn’t god himself? He is? He is
God’s son, or so they insist—
Literally none of this shit floats.
If they remade Christianity
As a Netflix special
That show would get cancelled