My Wife Eats Twice As Much As Me

At least.

Minimum.

She snacks all day and

Has two desserts before bed

She weighs about

130 pounds soaking wet

She eats twice as much as me

Meat, bread, grains, cheese, sweets

You name it–

She eats it, has seconds.

Calories in, calories out–

Ya’ll are fucking full of shit

Everyone is garbage

Your health and genetics have more to do with it

Than anything else.


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