A More Honest Take On My Dating Profile
Unavailable, most of the time.
Open to going out to dinner but
You gotta be nice. Also helps to like the same places.
No, I don’t want to have sex
I just want to talk and flirt a bit
And maybe go on a vacation.
Be trustworthy, watch my stuff while I
Swim in the ocean.
We can have sex if you woo me but
Forreal it’s gonna take a whole lot of
After that I swear to god
If I don’t enjoy sex with another partner
I’m just gonna be abstinent.