A Pot To Piss In

I just want a pot to piss in

Not too much to ask.

I was wondering why gender neutral bathrooms

Are so “logistically improbable”

Considering cat boxes, the outdoors, outhouses (…pools?🤣)

And the bathroom at your house

Are all great examples of

Gender neutral toilets.

Donald Trump !

The most gender-neutral of toilets lmfao

Infrastructure built in…!

That motherfucker even pays for it.

I just want a pot to piss in…!

Where people don’t watch me—

The ladies are spooked

The dudes are too

Goddamnit I just need

Something with a seat,

Consensual and neat

So help me god I just need to pee.