A Very Beautiful Man
All these dudes on these gay dating apps.
They all like
You are sooooooo beautiful
And youthful —
You are a very beautiful man
Your smile makes my heart dance
Like yeah I mean —
I’m sure you’re cumming in your pants.
I’m new to this and I’m fucking
Gorgeous, tell me something
I don’t know, something
Unique and maybe then
You’ll get some photos.
Dick pics are by far the most interesting thing about you, at least
To me —
All of y’all look like toads.
Not much competition in this joint.