A Very Beautiful Man

All these dudes on these gay dating apps.

Damn son.

Calm down.

They all like

You are sooooooo beautiful

And youthful —

You are a very beautiful man

Your smile makes my heart dance

Like yeah I mean —

I’m sure you’re cumming in your pants.

I’m new to this and I’m fucking

Gorgeous, tell me something

I don’t know, something

Unique and maybe then

You’ll get some photos.

Dick pics are by far the most interesting thing about you, at least

To me —

All of y’all look like toads.

Not much competition in this joint.