A Whole Lotta First Strikes
Limit one
Thinsplaining
Fatphobic
Reductive
Ignorant
Triggered
Idiotic
Contemptuous
Self-loathing filled comment
Per fan
Per year
Before I read your comment and
Username aloud, and dedicate
A whole fucking episode
To what a bootlicking self-righteous cunt you are.
I’ve got a whole lotta first strikes
All I need is two
For some new riffs
I mean it.