Abdominal Etching Is Fucking Outrageous

Here I am just now able to see and kiss my belly

For the first time in his life without my tits

Interrupting us–

Never in my life would I have dreamed of having surgery

To look more like someone in Men’s Fitness–

However–

People do that shit.

Remember all the people who were like

“Why are these women and teen girls

Undergoing boob jobs and nose jobs”

Instead of being like

— this is a problem–

I guess men were like

“Well– what do you have to offer… me?”

Insane folks!!!

Stop it with the nonsense

Me and my belly are gonna go

Have a ball, and if you want in–

You’re gonna have to be nice, and

Stop talking about abs, as if that’s somehow

More masculine. Last time I checked– historically–

Ain’t nothing about being a man that says

You have to be a washboard.

Not to mention–

How thin and fit some men can be, without having

Abs or a six pack. It’s just fucking

Irrelevant.