Abdominal Etching Is Fucking Outrageous
Here I am just now able to see and kiss my belly
For the first time in his life without my tits
Interrupting us–
Never in my life would I have dreamed of having surgery
To look more like someone in Men’s Fitness–
However–
People do that shit.
Remember all the people who were like
“Why are these women and teen girls
Undergoing boob jobs and nose jobs”
Instead of being like
— this is a problem–
I guess men were like
“Well– what do you have to offer… me?”
Insane folks!!!
Stop it with the nonsense
Me and my belly are gonna go
Have a ball, and if you want in–
You’re gonna have to be nice, and
Stop talking about abs, as if that’s somehow
More masculine. Last time I checked– historically–
Ain’t nothing about being a man that says
You have to be a washboard.
Not to mention–
How thin and fit some men can be, without having
Abs or a six pack. It’s just fucking
Irrelevant.