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Amazing

Honestly like

I have yet to see

A black horror story

That wasn’t superior in every way —

Mostly because

95% of

All horror movies

Mainstream or indie

Have

White themes—

Catholicism, vampires,

Serial rapist murderers

All weirdly Swedish

Things that entice

White audiences the most

So honestly

All other cultures’ horror movies

Any and all other perspectives

Besides the white one

Is a refreshing, spine-tingling

Uncharted territory

Always scarier

Than the remakes of the sequels

Of the same basic white stories