Basic Hollywood
Lmfao
“Adele Hits Back at Weight Loss Haters”
—!!
You workout three times a day
No job, no kids, no plans
No album and no hobbies —
A “new album”
Will be released
Around the same time
As all your weight loss hype—
I believe that it isn’t
Revenge against your ex husband ?!
What a small, meaningless view of
A woman’s life—
I don’t believe
However
That all of this hullabaloo
Has nothing to do with the album
Or the career you have
That is completely dead
As long as you’re a
Fat one trick pony
With only “one side to show”
Lmfaoooooooo
I can’t WAIT for the new album
I bet it will be
All the same
Weepy bullshit
As all the other ones.
And if it isn’t —
Well then—
We know what new Adele
Hip, bedroom pop Adele
We know what all of this nonsense
Was really for
Lmfao I can’t believe
The press actually believes
She lost weight so that she could
“fight her anxiety”
Working out three times a day
Before the release of your new album
Is just regular, basic Hollywood.