Bass Guitar Hangout
Hi All
When I was young,
My parents got me bass guitar lessons
Because my band director insisted.
Not because it was a requirement
Not because my parents wanted to get me lessons
Not because I needed extra help
But because my band director
Called them every week
Asking that they get me lessons
Because I was bored in class
And learned everyone else’s part
On everyone else’s instrument.
Bass guitar was interesting enough,
I suppose.
It kept me distracted
With dreams of
Enchanting women with my bassey tones
I was just
Desperately chasing pussy
in the form of dulcet rumble mumbles
I fucking love bass guitar
Hangout with me
Nothing has changed,
See?