Bass Guitar Hangout

Hi All

When I was young,

My parents got me bass guitar lessons

Because my band director insisted.

Not because it was a requirement

Not because my parents wanted to get me lessons

Not because I needed extra help

But because my band director

Called them every week

Asking that they get me lessons

Because I was bored in class

And learned everyone else’s part

On everyone else’s instrument.

Bass guitar was interesting enough,

I suppose.

It kept me distracted

With dreams of

Enchanting women with my bassey tones

I was just

Desperately chasing pussy

in the form of dulcet rumble mumbles

I fucking love bass guitar

Hangout with me

Nothing has changed,


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