Be A Man!

I just want to impregnate someone.

I don’t think that’s too much to ask–

Carrying a baby is

Way, way harder

The job I want is

Easy and fun, and although I think

Basically anyone could do it successfully–

I, of course, feel that I would do it best.

Why else would I want to be a man?

Extra fur on my ass..?


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