Being Trans Is Whack/Dr Sasquatch Ads
You go from
“Fucking shit why does everything from
Cpap machines to butt wipes have
Unnecessary gender all over it”
“Why doesn’t my girlfriend buy me
Men’s soap as a gift I mean —
What the hell how does she see me as a man if she
Doesn’t secretly want me to smell like one”
I’m hurting myself with confusion watching these stupid ass
Dr Sasquatch ads.
I also know it’s cuz I’d probably be allergic to the fucking pine sap.