Bike Shopping While Fat/Stupid Fat Fuck!!
Shouldn’t be a big deal
I knew more than they did I had
The maximum weight limits for
All the brands and models I was interested in.
They guy kept tryin to get me
To buy shit
In the name of
“Stickin with it”
Like I wasn’t already active and fit
Before I talked to someone about
Dropping a thou on a bike
The same bike model mind you
I had commuted on in college.
When I said this I got
Blank, confused stares
I couldn’t tell what was more surprising to him—
That I move my body a whole lot
Or that I went to college.
I would call him a stupid fat fuck
But those kinds of insults are kind of how
I got in this situation.