Bike Shopping While Fat/Stupid Fat Fuck!!

Shouldn’t be a big deal

I knew more than they did I had

The maximum weight limits for

All the brands and models I was interested in.

They guy kept tryin to get me

To buy shit

In the name of

“Stickin with it”

Like I wasn’t already active and fit

Before I talked to someone about

Dropping a thou on a bike

The same bike model mind you

I had commuted on in college.

When I said this I got

Blank, confused stares

I couldn’t tell what was more surprising to him—

That I move my body a whole lot

Or that I went to college.

I would call him a stupid fat fuck

But those kinds of insults are kind of how

I got in this situation.

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