Bitch Tits/Cranky

My tits are certainly

Way too big

But they definitely aren’t

Feminizing.

Some people get confused and stare and

I’m sure I’m not the only guy in the world

Who hates that.

I find the expression

“Bitch tits”

To be bizarre

Ain’t nothing bitch about having these

Hairy thick mounds

I sometimes wonder how much fun

It would be

To knock the teeth out of some idiot

Who has the audacity to call me

Bitch titties but then again

I’m late for my shot this week

And low t always makes me cranky.