Bitch Tits/Cranky
My tits are certainly
Way too big
But they definitely aren’t
Feminizing.
Some people get confused and stare and
I’m sure I’m not the only guy in the world
Who hates that.
I find the expression
“Bitch tits”
To be bizarre
Ain’t nothing bitch about having these
Hairy thick mounds
I sometimes wonder how much fun
It would be
To knock the teeth out of some idiot
Who has the audacity to call me
Bitch titties but then again
I’m late for my shot this week
And low t always makes me cranky.