Body Relativity

Move over— body neutrality

GTFO— body negativity

Maybe later— body possibility

Absolutely— body positivity, however

I’ve realized

I’m a body relativist

You can be both fat and healthier than you used to be.

You can be both skinny and healthier than you used to be.

You can be a trans man, double dick, large balls, monster zombie— and be happy

You can be average weight your entire life

And die of cancer at age 33

It’s all fucking relative

Unlike fat phobia, which

Like all the other ia’s and ism’s

Is an old trend that needed to die

Way back in the 90’s.