Brainwash, Rinse, Repeat–
So to be clear–
You can’t be fat on the internet,
You can’t be safe at a concert,
You can’t be trans without signing a new
Community guidelines doctrine–
And you can’t say anything offensive
Out loud, at work, or with friends–
You mustn’t breathe, you mustn’t fight
You’ve just gotta lay back, keep your head up–
And try not to die–
brainWash, rinse, repeat–
Live your best life!