Breakups As Various Genders/Nobody

They all sucked.

It’s not fun in general but I can’t help but notice that when I was

Living as “she/hers” (mostly by accident)

My breakup got a lot of sympathy and

Nobody assumed it was me.

People were like

“Why didn’t you speak up? Why didn’t you say anything?”

“We had no idea she was so mean”


I’m the man and it doesn’t matter how

Soft and sweet and furry I am

Or how mean she always is

I’m the reason for the breakup

Even though nobody asked.

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