Breakups As Various Genders/Nobody
They all sucked.
It’s not fun in general but I can’t help but notice that when I was
Living as “she/hers” (mostly by accident)
My breakup got a lot of sympathy and
Nobody assumed it was me.
People were like
“Why didn’t you speak up? Why didn’t you say anything?”
“We had no idea she was so mean”
I’m the man and it doesn’t matter how
Soft and sweet and furry I am
Or how mean she always is
I’m the reason for the breakup
Even though nobody asked.