Chance In Hell

Kate McKinnon is the fucking best

I like her more than everyone

She is the funniest person alive

I think, honestly

She might be

The reincarnated soul

Of Charlie Chaplin

There is something about her

That reminds me of him

I am transfixed, mesmerized

She can do no wrong

If I checked the news

And saw that she

Killed a bunch of people

And ate their corpses

But still identified as a

Lesbian, I’d

Send my leg

Fresh-filet

To her solitary cell

With a side of fava beans and

A copy of

“The fingerSmith”

My favorite Sarah waters book

Maybe then she’d be my

Pen pal and I could

Finally have that

Chance in hell


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