Ohhh okay

They are more

“Clear-headed” about the issue,

You say?

They aren’t going to be

Biased towards one way

or another, you say?

Well, in that case

I should be the President of the United States

Simply because

I know the least about diplomacy

And I can’t make eye contact unless

I really, really need to pee.

I think I’m just about the

Blankest possible vessel

For all that “clear-headed purity”

We wouldn’t want somebody

Who actually knows what they’re doing~~

They might be biased!!!

I wonder if anyone is ever listening

Or if everyone is just minding their own business~~

I certainly am.

Anyway, I fucking hate all of you

You only pay attention when

The sex part of your brain gets lit up.

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