C’mon Elliot Page– Tell Us Your Secrets… Or Is It Not Okay To Come Out As Enhanced…?
Ain’t no way is this motherfucker’s
Abs and pecs real.
After top surgery you’re supposed to
Heal.
For sure he had less to chop than
Some, but still folks–
Ain’t no amount of movie marathon
Give you abs for days and pectorals
In a place where you just had your
Flesh removed…!
https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/29/entertainment/elliot-page-shirtless-selfie/index.html
Hey, I’m not hating–
I’m just stating
That
- The motherfucker is a movie star with male body image being thrust down his throat
- Ain’t no way does anybody get abs like that without moving their arms…
Am I mad?
Am I hating?
Nope– just wish that
Transparency was something
Someone valued besides me–
An anonymous loudmouth on the internet
With a one-pack and
Much bigger, much stronger
Much more natural pecs than that.
How’d I get them? Glad you asked!
Moving, lifting, playing, and
The genetics of a brown bear
Mixed with some French asshat.
Some examples of things you can do with
Abs that are different shades of lying:
https://www.menshealth.com/health/a27241490/abdominal-etching-procedure-six-pack/