College Degree In Dick And Molly

My ex

A “personal trainer”

Who trained me until we broke up

After back surgery.

Tries her best to make career

Out of nature’s benevolence

“I’ve gained and lost the weight many times”

You don’t think that’s more than a

Coincidence?

Oh right

You’re pinching $40 off of people

Who could just go to an actual fucking athlete

Who went to college for something besides

Dick and Molly —

You never thought that maybe

Other people

Have been working harder than you

For longer

And are more deserving?

That’d be ridiculous right—

The same concept you refused to accept

For your lack of success

In every venue you’ve tried

Perhaps choosing a career

Based on discipline

Was not the best for you, after all.