Contempt Makes Better Clickbait
Contempt makes better clickbait
Nobody wants
Sane, balanced, nuanced information
That shit is like doing
A research paper to these idiots—
They want sensation in their information
They need it to have some sort of
Bump otherwise
What’s the point of reading it?
Even if
All the doctors finally came out
And admitted
That plenty of obese people
Are healthy and active as-is
It wouldn’t be clickable
It wouldn’t be contemptuous
You wouldn’t get a bump or a hit
In the funny part of your brain
When you read it—
So it’s garbage
Lmfao people don’t even know
How much they don’t know —
That’s the whole problem
None of us are exempt
From asshole-dom, and yet
The woker these folks get
The harder it is to get
Anyone to listen.