Dating Apps/Unaccompanied
Hilarious shit.
I’m a bit addicted but also
Despondent.
One chick was so weird and overtly sexual I was
So confused I legitimately just asked her
Why she was behaving in such a way but
Very indirectly
And she froze so hard I don’t even know she just deflected
But then I sent her a pic of some
Skyline chili I made myself
And I haven’t heard from her since 🤣🫣😅
Best decision I ever made.
Then there was this other girl that I ended up talking to about
How the horse racing industry kills injured horses
For insurance money
And I haven’t heard from her either 🤣😂😅😙
But there is one person who seems really dope and
They are gender-fluid and
They get my jokes. They don’t think
It’s weird that I work
And they have a trans brother …?
Double score.
I don’t want to get married but I also don’t want
To be lonely at night
With all this love and all this passion
Just seems silly to let me bask in my own glory
Unaccompanied.