Dave Chappelle: The Closer– Was Heartfelt, Vulnerable and Amazing and Honestly I Don’t Think People Watched It Before They Cancelled It
A live poweet
Of Dave Chappelle’s special: The Closer
On Netflix, if you haven’t heard of it
From everywhere else on the internet.
Right now, as I’m typing
It is No. 3 in the US on Netflix
So far he says the n word a lot and
Then he made a joke about
Cumming on a preacher’s face as a kid
Which honestly like, is hilarious.
Then he made a
Doubly-racist entendre about
Coronavirus I’d rather not repeat–
Now he’s talking about UFO’s!
If you follow the poems you already know–
I don’t believe in UFO’s oh wow okay
Now it’s a Jew joke ! Ba-boom!
K now I see why he has to talk about
Trans people– he’s just
Going down the list
Of things he deems
“A comedian’s responsibility to tell”
Ahh okay so it’s his last special
Because he’s like
“Fuck all ya’ll I’m done with all this shit
I’m burning every last bridge tryna
Directly address
The LGBTQ’s I’ve spent so many moments
Trying to repress my urge to maim–
Emotionally or otherwise”
LMFAO The Baby did some shit
And now he’s like
“I’m gonna have a Netflix special where I make
More AIDs jokes”
Okay now lmfao he’s explaining
The Baby shot and killed somebody in Walmart–
This set up is actually hilarious
The newer gays lmfao
Old school gays are dope I agree
Stonewall shoutout is like yep
Lmfao gloryholes
Very honest and true points about white gays
Lmfao oh my god this story about the lesbian he beat up
I am dying
This is horrible
If I’m mistaken this all happened
Because he refused to stop hitting
On her girlfriend
Lmfao wow oh jesus
You should chill ! Yes, Ohio is so chill.
LMFAO DIRTY FEET
I am dead
Oh my god ya’ll
At this point he has insulted and threatened
Absolutely everyone with death
~~a hell yeah
Hallelujah
To this feminism bit!
I suppose this is where you follow up
With some contrast lmfao
Ope, there it is!
This black comedy writer friend sounds ridiculous
And very rich lmfao
Ahhhh this tear gas joke is very good
They are being gassed, in all the BLM marches
Don’t worry dude! He’s right about all of it
Crocheted pussy hats are in fact counter-productive and
Ridiculous.
The performative inaction of
The feminist movement is more than a bit suspect.
LMFAO this male leader bit
Fucking hilarious
I’m dead
This is quite literally being a pimp
Yup back to square one. lmfao I’m dead.
Oh man here it comes!
The cancellation of the times.
LMFAO I am dead
This is hilarious
Plural pronoun joke on point
Ahh so
There is quite a bit of supportive intent
With this bathroom bill sanity.
This fucking hilarious backing up joke
This is fucking hilarious
Oh man I bet all the
Trans man vets are pissing themselves at this joke
Transgender jokes in Oakland sound like a bad idea
100% of the time
Oh man
Each person that cancels this
Propels it to the exact place
He intended for it to be pushed
Rude Ohio joke come on now
Oh no this material is not as funny
Getting kinda boring and mean
Kinda “old guy at the party”
Lmfao oh man the 1980’s gay face
“What might you mean, bitch?”
I can’t fucking deal with this
Clapping hands omfg
Transylvania lmfao I’m slain~~
Important to mention that
Trans people have existed for as long as
Humans have been around.
Trans black people were captured as slaves
Just the same way he’s rewriting history and
Leaving the bits he doesn’t “know about” (like) out
Undeniably though the angry woke left doesn’t listen
To anybody else’s anything
Oh man this take on TERF’s is hilarious
Problem is– being trans is
NOTHING LIKE BLACKFACE
Lmao you’ve been a feminist for all of like
Fifteen minutes.
LMFAO make up words to win arguments PROVE HIM WRONG LMFAO
Team TERF is a whack team
Thanks so much for coining the term
Caitlyn Jenner as woman of the year is quite something
LMFAO Eminem
Rude but true joke
Beyond pussy/Impossible pussy omfg
This hearty endorsement of his
Trans comedienne friend Daphne
Is very admirable
Lmfao transphobic guy still thinks she looks nice
Bombed for 45 minutes straight lmfao
Lmfao I don’t have carpets I have hardwood floors
It is a human experience
It does take one to know one
Lmfao the standing ovation was for her bravery
Her authenticity and her courage
You fucking dipshit
LMFAO oh my god you are funny
LMFAO BOUNDARIES
The contrast is his comedy style folks
Punches lines
That is true
I am honestly blown away
I loved this I’m literally crying
LMFAO the trans community
The trans community is a hostile cult
His friend Daphne killed herself !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because of the trans community
This contrast was very very poorly timed.
Daphne would’ve loved that joke
It’s true, and I think this story is
Unbearably vulnerable
Oh man Anderson Cooper is faster than google
A trust fund for her daughter
Fantastic
I’m literally crying
Oh my god I knew your father and he was a wonderful woman
Empathy !!!!
Is not gay.
Empathy must go both ways.
Heartstrings tho man
Yes please stop punching down
On his people
RIP Daphne