Dexter: New Blood/Alternate Endings
If that shit was a book I would’ve
Set it on fire and thrown it out my window.
So many problems
So many inconsistencies
Why didn’t they hire me instead I don’t even
This whole “no experience on my resume—
No idea what I’d be doing” thing just doesn’t fucking hold up—
Here are all the ways
It should have ended
Besides the way it did.
Ending no. 1–
Dexter tells Chief Bishop about Kurt and then
He waits in his cell patiently
For a plea bargain.
Logan lives, Harrison still lives with
Dexter, and season 2 is in the making.
Ending no. 2
Dexter tells the chief Bishop about Kurt then
He knocks Logan unconscious
Steals the keys, escapes—
Harrison confronts him—
The rest of the ending happens except
Harrison decides not to kill him
Because he sees how flawed the code is
And instead rises above his dark past and his
Dark trauma, teaches Dexter a lesson
And he either escapes, gets imprisoned, or
Dies/is murdered by Harrison trying to escape.
Ending no. 3
Logan dies, Dexter escapes
Harrison kills him
Everything happens as stupidly as it did
But at the end
Chief Bishop doesn’t just fucking
Make Harrison go on the run
In a stolen car without a license, a home
A future, or a fucking plan in anyway shape or form!!!
She just fucking adopts him.
How hard was that to conceptualize
He killed him in self defense and
Ain’t no way would somebody convict
The teenage killer of the bar harbor butcher.
Anywho it was
I wish someone had asked me, alas