Part of me is like

Well, I’m never usually this horny…

I should celebrate !

I should go on a date or

Buy a new sex toy

Or maybe even watch porn with the audio on

Treat yourself bachelor edition yall.

Anyway I’m just kind of like

Too ocd or asexual to dare ever flirting with someone

I am not already friends with. I hate this part of my personality but

My trust has been disbanded.

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