Part of me is like
Well, I’m never usually this horny…
I should celebrate !
I should go on a date or
Buy a new sex toy
Or maybe even watch porn with the audio on
Treat yourself bachelor edition yall.
Anyway I’m just kind of like
Too ocd or asexual to dare ever flirting with someone
I am not already friends with. I hate this part of my personality but
My trust has been disbanded.