“Do You Ever Think About…”
I ask my girlfriend
Almost every day? Sometimes
Two or three times—
“Do you ever think about
Changing your name
Changing your gender
Moving to a new state
Getting a new job
In a new field—
You know, starting all over again?”
And she says
“Nope. I know, I know you did that—
How many times do you have to say this —
Omfg”