Dolezal…
I will say it was
Very, very easy for the majority of critics
To come to the conclusion that Nikocado Avocado
Was gaining weight and doing disgusting things
Because it resulted in more traffic and more views
It incentivized his transition from vegan
To living breathing fatphobic meme
And somehow
It’s completely against the rules
To even suggest
That anyone on YouTube
Who identifies as trans
Is incentivized by the traffic boost they receive
When they get to add more tag words, and perhaps
Get even wider traffic
From being cancelled.
It’s totally blasphemous
To even suggest or consider
That anyone could have ever
Or would have ever
Had surgery or done any sort of
Transition
All because it’s what’s trending.
It’s against the rules to call anyone a transtrender, because
It is ridiculous to say anything about anyone
Based on their looks—
But no one seems to acknowledge
The elephant in the room—
They aren’t Transtrenders because
Of the way they look, they’re Transtrenders
Because of the Seo boost
People like Kalvin Garrah who
Only get traffic by getting cancelled
Inspiring the spin off series of
Brennan Beckwith, who honestly
Is shamelessly milking the cancellation as well.
It’s just whatever
It doesn’t matter
But honestly like
If you’re trans on the internet
But not irl—
Wtf,
Dolezal is more committed than you.