Drained vs. Draining
So Adele lost all that weight—
Timers ticking in society—
Also no joke
Where are the
Same place my ex’s are
Same place every woman I know
Who has lost enough weight
To shift their frame and shift their skin —
My ex lost weight a decade ago now
Works full time as a personal trainer
Lives in constant state of weight-induced anxiety
Drugs herself and parties each weekend to help
Forget the weight anxiety but clearly it doesn’t help
For more than the weekend because she’ll be back
On Thursday at the latest.
Where are her naked selfies ?
She “can’t take them”
She has sags and skin everywhere
Her tits are thin little pouches
That flop down to her belly button
Drained of their water.
Do you know what happens
When your body doesn’t need it anymore ?
Do you know what a fat cell is made up of
You don’t burn fat, you drain it.
Where are Adele’s naked Instagram photos?
Like I said
Same place my exes are
Shame holds them for safe keeping
Men, with significant metabolic advantages
From their testosterone
Are usually the only folks who can get
The skin under control, and those folks
Often still have problems, and seek surgery.
Anyway, fat doesn’t burn
Kinda like this topic of conversation.