Dream House

I had this weird dream that I’m just now remembering

Must’ve been from this morning between bouts of vomiting

I got a new house and it was

All mine and the mortgage was

$800/month and utilities were

Affordable and I found all these little

Glass joint tips, you know

For rolling joints but instead of using paper filters

You use these

I love them and for whatever reason

My subconscious was like

“Your dream house is sold as-is

And comes with lots of used glass joint tips”

All over the place like

In the drawers and shit. It wasn’t that dirty it was just

What was left.

I wish I hadn’t woke up 😅