Eating Ass Eats Ass

Has anal and/or

Ass eating

Become slang for

Any and all sexual activity?!?!

People literally say

“I’d eat that ass”

Like it’s an expression

Not an activity—

How is it that

Eating ass

Has become so culturally relevant

To all parties ?!?!? In all circumstances ?!?!

I guess

When the straights were supporting

Gay marriage— the whole time

They were hoping

That with enough time

They’ll be able to start screaming

About how much ass they want to eat

“Judgement free”