Everything is Fine…

I had the craziest dream last night

Where I had top surgery

And I was recovering!!!

But even in my dreams

I could still feel them

And throughout the dream

They were getting slowly larger

Gradually becoming more and more sentient

Until eventually

My neighbor, who was weirdly in this dream

For no reason

Started to scream from across the street–

“That thing isn’t a man, that thing is a woman!!!“

And I could feel my chest get bigger and bigger and bigger

Until I woke up

And realized they were about the same size

As yesterday, and that my neighbor

Still doesn’t really talk to me.

I guess that means

Everything is fine… I think lmfao