Experience Vs. Opinions

It always cracks me up

When people don’t like my podcast

They’re like

“These anecdotes are too personal

This shit sounds made up–“

Honey, bitch, darling–

I write about what

Actually fucking happens to me

I don’t write theories, mnBitch!!!

Not theories about

Gender, or sex, or sexuality

That have no basis in reality

I’m talking about

My personal experience

Really genuinely living and breathing it–

And you’re the one

Who’s taking notes

And comparing it to some

Prettier, richer, more “valuable” person

On instragram or something worse–

And going

“Hold up–

Your lived experience doesn’t match up

With my opinions of the world”

LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

YOU SPINELESS FUCKING WORM