Eye-Popping

Person:

“You have such pretty eyes!”

Me:

*plucks eyelashes one by one*

Person:

*stares*

Me:

*keeps plucking*

Person:

“Why are you doing that?”

Me:

“What?” *plucks*

Person:

that.”

Me:

Oh! This!! I have anxiety, do you

Still think my eyes are pretty?”

Person:

*stares blankly*

Me:

*pops out eye*

“Here! Take one!

I’ve got an extra, don’t need both”

Person:

 

 

 

I dunno man they didn’t say anything


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