Fabletics will FUCK YOU UP
I seriously never knew a company could be like this
They be like
“Come buy here —
Lizzo works with us I mean
Don’t you want to be fabulous…?”
Yes…! And so does my girlfriend, but…
They try to get you to join their fucking club
That costs
$60 fucking dollars a fucking month
And gives you “credit”
Towards what you buy
But like
why
Some of us just want to buy trendy
Lizzo things for christmas
One fucking time
Not on a fucking subscription !!!!!!!!!
Then if you try and cancel
They’ll be like
“parseltongue”
For hours and hours and try to lure you into
Keeping the fucking
$60 fucking dollar fucking subscription
$60 fucking dollars…!!!!!!
For tights and sweatpants !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck this shit to hell and back if you try and leave them
They will legit harass you
Don’t. Fuck. With. Fabletics.
They will never stop trying to charge you