Lmfao I make myself laugh.

I’ve joined a bunch of gay dating apps.

Am I gay…? Undecided at best.

I realize quickly I’m not the only one on the apps

That’s like this. So I relax.

Then I start to browse

With novice eyes

And notice that there are

A lot of guys

Actively looking for ftm bottoms

And I’m like

Oh god

Back into hiding.

Ain’t no fucking way

Am I gonna put something in my profile

That makes guys fetishize about topping me

I’m here to top

To talk

And to be complimented on my body hair.

That’s all folks I am

Not here to be fetishized I am here

In disguise.

Talk to me about my favorite mask to wear.

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