Goddamn Fucking Selfies

Also sorry

I will stop eventually I’m sure of it but

I just spent the last

20 straight minutes

Staring at my own reflection

Smiling and giggling, watching my face

Make shapes I’ve never seen it make

I think maybe I understand

Why people take so many

Goddamn fucking selfies

Look at my fucking five o’clock shadow–

Who is this beefcake!?


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