Guitar is for Women–and I’m not one of those

Borrowed an acoustic guitar.

Broke the strings, being espressivo

Bought new strings.

Broke two strings, back-to-back, while trying to restring it.

Didn’t even get emotive with that situation, just plain ol’ fucked it up.


Brb going back to bass for forever because I am too mannish for nice, dainty things. Like guitars–which are for women, and girls, and children.

Not full-grown nonbinary dickless tit-men.


Also like, I am legit going back to bass for forever cuz now I just don’t have a guitar that works.

fucking, jesus H.C.

My hands are thick, crusty, brick chunks cementey goodness.

guitar no handle me



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