HAHA IT WORKED!! MERRY XMAS TO ME
I took matters into my own hands and told Real Doll what I could afford to spend
Hell yeah folks guess who’s gettin a fuckin new
dick for xmas HELL YESSSS
Real doll– you the best.
I was like, being a total ass and it paid off
Goddamn I love it.
Merry xmas to all,
The Grinch in me is feeling
Sentimental