Hats. HATS. !!!
That’s it it might be the
Handful of penis envys I ate but
I am convinced
That the best thing for me to do
Is to start a hat fundraiser.
Hats for trans mascs.
Fuck binders fuck surgery
Fuck everything besides wearing hats honestly
hats hats hats HATS HATS !!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t ask for much I just want
A platform perhaps.
A place where trans folks can
Lmfao I assume
Other trans mascs need
Also I assume the femmes have
Hats they love as well. I never wore hats
My whole life as a woman. Shit was just
Not normal idk. Now I’m like
Hats are my whole life.
Hats of all sizes, from
xxxs to xxxxlllllllllooooolllll
Biggol hats and smallo hats
Clearly the answer is a new business model
Trade them like fucking
NFT’s or something be like
“Buy this pic of a hat and own it for life”
Goddamn another startup idea I am
Full of it tonight.
Or is it that the world has
Lost it’s mind and everything has
Gone to shite? You know what’ll make you feel better, buddy?
A fucking dope hat–
Works every time.