Have Their Cake

Conservatives want to have their cake

And eat it to.

They hate liberals and progressives

For wanting things that are expensive

While buying yachts and fancy dresses.

They eat red meat and drink

Whatever alcohol they prefer

With Cuban cigars and

Prozac for sure

And complain about paying for

Obese people’s healthcare

They write op Ed books

About transgender children and their parents

And only talk to the parents

Because they know more about their kid

Than the kid does, I guess.

Their world view is —

See other people

Judge until they change everything about themselves

And conform to conservative ideology

If you don’t do that

They will keep complaining forever

While simultaneously calling

Everyone else a cult

Because it’s not enough for them

To have the cake—

They want to eat yours, too.

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