Homo Sapiens

At first I was like

Am I upset because I bottomed…?

And then I realized

His butthole feels and looks

Identical to my exes

Because buttholes are really fucking similar.

And I got upset

Thinking about how

You can so easily go from

Massaging someone’s butthole

To being shat on and left

In a matter of seconds.

I hate Homo sapiens.



He was nice he just kind of

Understood, like he usually does.

Too bad about the sex, tho.

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