How To Be A Trans Man That People Like

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Hi

I’m Elon–

I’m a trans guy people like

I was always tall, thin and skinny

I’ve been a vegetarian my whole life–

I LOVE being on testosterone…!

Can’t get enough of the stuff,

No side effects to speak of!

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I actually had top surgery

A month ago– and

I’m already healed and feeling fine.

I don’t really see what the big deal is, I mean

It’s not like I needed tits to survive.

The fact that I can’t feel half my chest

Is just a reminder that I’m

Stronger than I ever thought possible–

I’m a survivor! But– you know

Not the cancer kind.

Black Lives Matter!

Just in case you needed reminding

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I know that there are people

Who struggle with their identity–

I remember what it was like

Being so, so tiny–

Don’t worry dudes!

Trader Joes mochi fixes most things.

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I’m not fat, but I’m trying to

Lean down, you know–

Put on muscle and gain weight, but

Not the bad kind. I still want

To look like the man

I am inside

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Anyone who complains

About anything other than

Misgendering me for being so

Young, thin and beautiful

Must be some sort of

Victim baby, but hey man–

Contempt isn’t cool

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