How To Be A Trans Man That People Like
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Hi
I’m Elon–
I’m a trans guy people like
I was always tall, thin and skinny
I’ve been a vegetarian my whole life–
I LOVE being on testosterone…!
Can’t get enough of the stuff,
No side effects to speak of!
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I actually had top surgery
A month ago– and
I’m already healed and feeling fine.
I don’t really see what the big deal is, I mean
It’s not like I needed tits to survive.
The fact that I can’t feel half my chest
Is just a reminder that I’m
Stronger than I ever thought possible–
I’m a survivor! But– you know
Not the cancer kind.
Black Lives Matter!
Just in case you needed reminding
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I know that there are people
Who struggle with their identity–
I remember what it was like
Being so, so tiny–
Don’t worry dudes!
Trader Joes mochi fixes most things.
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I’m not fat, but I’m trying to
Lean down, you know–
Put on muscle and gain weight, but
Not the bad kind. I still want
To look like the man
I am inside
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Anyone who complains
About anything other than
Misgendering me for being so
Young, thin and beautiful
Must be some sort of
Victim baby, but hey man–
Contempt isn’t cool
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