HRT Is Not Guaranteed To Help You With Anything
It’s not euphoric
It’s honestly dangerous~~
If you don’t want to gain weight
Get acne, or get hairy
Don’t take any of it.
You can’t avoid certain effects
With certain dosages or certain applications
Gel vs. oil doesn’t matter, yo
It’s fucking testosterone
It’s not going to give you a high
And it’s not going to give you a dick
It’s just gonna make it easier
If you wish you had balls
Pumping the hairy, oily acne juice
Into your veins.
Buy some fucking timberlands
If you’re worried about gaining weight
Or getting the back hair that I
Braided, only yesterday!
(god bless my caveman genetics)