HRT Is Not Guaranteed To Help You With Anything

It’s not euphoric

It’s honestly dangerous~~

It’s steroids.

Period.

If you don’t want to gain weight

Get acne, or get hairy

Don’t take any of it.

Honestly.

Do not.

Don’t microdose–

You can’t avoid certain effects

With certain dosages or certain applications

Gel vs. oil doesn’t matter, yo

It’s fucking testosterone

It’s not going to give you a high

And it’s not going to give you a dick

It’s just gonna make it easier

If you wish you had balls

Pumping the hairy, oily acne juice

Into your veins.

Buy some fucking timberlands

If you’re worried about gaining weight

Or getting the back hair that I

Braided, only yesterday!

(god bless my caveman genetics)


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