I Assume He’s The Breeder…?/“Real Men” LMFAO/More Cum Less Meth
Okay I’ll admit it
I had a bit of a fit, again
About the goddamn fetishes
Some people come up with
That dehumanize people
On purpose because their
Dicks like it
For the record I don’t like
When people talk about women like this
I don’t like
When anyone talks about anyone like this !!
Why the fuck
Would anyone be okay
With this kind of treatment
And somehow insist
It’s a healthy, normal, natural pattern?
I saw some “alpha”
Riddled with steroids and major depression
In the form of too tight pants, and a slave faggot
Walking his pack of
Pure bred huskies
I assume he is a breeder
Oh I don’t mean just the dogs—
And he breeds the fag too
It’s all a pyramid
Except he’s at the top
And he forms the base of it
Narcissistic delusion a philosophy of
Who is and isn’t a man
Based on size, mannerisms, and sexual preference
It’s fascist nazi shit
With an LGBT twist and
I fucking hate it.
Seeing it in person made me
Tweak out. Speaking of which
I was perusing this—
And it had this hilarious, hysterical
“Don’t do more meth than cum,
Don’t let drugs get in the way
Of your King Cock God”
🤣🤣😂😂😅
I can’t I can’t I am literally
Rofling
“Don’t do so much meth —
You’re supposed to be cum chugging”
Maybe Nancy Reagan wrote a book
With a pseudonym —
Lmfao oh man, I fucking love my own jokes
I’d buy into this shit if there was a chapter
Explaining why real men
Only laugh at their own material.
Oh also the part about how
700lb women and trannies
Still get cock
Just about made me drop my popcorn—
How low does someone have to see
Themselves in the world
Before they give up
And just start masturbating on the floor…?
Is the lowest you can go
A fat female?
Clearly.
Sigh
God I hope this book was translated
From some culture very different than mine
But I feel like I practically know the guy.
