I Can’t Get Off It.
Extremists be like
“I used to eat nothing but meat and french fries–
I switched to being vegan and
I’ve never felt better in my life”
No fucking way
It’s almost like
Eating plenty of vegetables
And other healthy foods in moderation
Is something everyone has been saying
Since you were a fucking baby.
Alas, being overweight
Is the only kind of health policing
Anyone is allowed to participate in.