I Can’t Stop Staring At Ben Shapiro/Secret Boyfriends/Things That Get Me Cancelled
Guy fascinates me
I think, if I were to be honest
Ya’ll would cancel everything about my blog and podcast.
I were to be honest–
I’d say that this Ben Shapiro guy
Is hands down the most butt-hurt wanna-be-fag
I’ve ever met in my life.
Thank the lord I haven’t met him I would
Not be able to be handle myself, I would probably end up
A butt-hurt wanna-be faggot
To his face
And then people would be like
“You’re being homophobic!!!”
But the truth is
It’s the truth!
What I really wanna do
Is interview Ben Shapiro’s
Secret boyfriends. I bet there are