I Can’t Stop Staring At Ben Shapiro/Secret Boyfriends/Things That Get Me Cancelled

Guy fascinates me

I think, if I were to be honest

Ya’ll would cancel everything about my blog and podcast.

If

I were to be honest–

I’d say that this Ben Shapiro guy

Is hands down the most butt-hurt wanna-be-fag

I’ve ever met in my life.

Thank the lord I haven’t met him I would

Not be able to be handle myself, I would probably end up

Calling him

A butt-hurt wanna-be faggot

To his face

And then people would be like

“You’re being homophobic!!!”

But the truth is

It’s the truth!

What I really wanna do

Is interview Ben Shapiro’s

Secret boyfriends. I bet there are

Thousands.